Spammer FAIL
How stupid are you, if you send spam to people but can’t even do it right? This is an e-mail message I received just recently:
Subject: %SI_subj
What if you could %SI2_rnd10 your desire and %SI2_rnd11 by just %SI2_rnd12 %SI2_rnd13 step?
What if this step was %SI2_rnd14, %SI2_rnd15 and side-effect-free?
There is %SI2_rnd16 solution!
%SI2_rnd17 %SI2_rnd18 use %SI2_rnd20 to give their %SI2_rnd20 %SI2_rnd21 night fire!
If there are no %SI2_rnd22, why refusing to take one pilule before %SI2_rnd23?
%SI2_rnd24 of men did it – You can do it too!
If I understand this correctly, the various %SI2_ entries are placeholders for the name and features of whatever crap someone is trying to sell me. Well, it goes without saying that I most likely wouldn’t have bought it even if they had been able to configure their spam machine correctly.
If you like spam, this is an epic FAIL. If you don’t, it’s actually a good thing because now you won’t be able to buy their crap even if you are also equally stupid.